With news breaking that the US was pushing ahead with research to cool Earth by reflecting back sunlight I thought I would expand on my proposal to fix loadshedding once and for all in South Africa.
Is it really possible to fix load shedding in SA?
The short answer is no, not without voting out the ANC and the majority of South African’s are too stupid to do so. Barring that I present you with the only solution to fix loadshedding in SA: divide the country into two timezones by blocking out the sun in one half of the country. Read my tweet thread below
My proposal to fix load-shedding in South Africa for good: divide the country into two time zones. The south to remain at GMT+2. Everything north of the midpoint of S 28° 37.801' E 16° 27.477' to S 26° 51.495 E 32° 53.440’ will adopt the same time zone as Kiritimati (GMT+14)…
— Khoi Capital (@KhoiCapital) September 17, 2022
When it is 12PM in Cape Town it will be 12AM in the economic hub of Johannesburg. While we down south are busy powering up our energy-intensive activities, the whole north will be either asleep or preparing to sleep. To achieve this…
— Khoi Capital (@KhoiCapital) September 17, 2022
We will block out the sun using parasol satellites to simulate a solar eclipse north of the dividing line. While ambitious it will still likely be cheaper than burning diesel daily to power an entire country like we are currently doing and will take a massive burden off the grid.
— Khoi Capital (@KhoiCapital) September 17, 2022
How would this look like in practice:
The country get’s divided into two parts: let’s call it Southern Azania (south of the dividing line), and Northern Azania (north of the dividing line). Politically and functionally the country remains the same (everything but the Western Cape remains a shithole as well).
Is this really the only way
Yes, it is. It will immediately cut consumption close to half. The fact of the matter is that the ANC is unable to govern, blames their incompetence and crimes on apartheid and brands anyone who points this out as “racist” so people are afraid to call them out. While liberals don’t want to make black people look bad by calling a spade a spade so they pussyfoot around the issue. That is why we are here.
